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Welcome to the official Callus page (Thanks
to SCTW for the great screenshots and comments, and ZD for the
download links). Callus is a Capcom Arcade Emulator released
in 1998, programmed by Icer Addis (Smegma, Sardu). It runs many
of the classic games that inspired Bloodlust Software (Final
Fight, Street Fighter 2). You will most likely need a vga mode
program to run Callus, but it is well worth it (the readme file
tells you where to find what you need.) The ROMs for these games
are illegal unless you own the original arcade board, and none
of us ever does anything illegal, right? Don't ask me for any
ROMs, I don't have any for you, most likely I'll give you a
barbwire enema instead.
SINCE THE CODER FOR THIS EMULATOR IS NO LONGER
WORKING WITH US (BUT STILL CO-OWNER OF THE COMPANY AND AWARE
OF EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON), WE CANNOT OFFER TECH SUPPORT FOR
THIS PROGRAM. PLEASE DO NOT EMAIL US FOR SUPPORT.
The Games:
1941
Amazing bad guy technology
allows them to crash into and fire bullets at each other with
no damage.
SCTW'S COMMENTS:
"For an oldie, this game sure rocks! 1941 is a vertical
scrolling game. You have to shoot down a bunch of planes to
reach an 'end of stage' boss, and after you beat him, you proceeed
to the next level."
3 Wonders
My momma always told me to stay away from people
who wander around at midnight.
Please stop shooting the chariots guys. You'll
scare the horses.
Don't
Pull this cutesy crap on me. I'd select my favorite game, but
I don't see Monkey Island around anywhere.
SCTW'S COMMENTS:
"This is basically three games in one. You pick which
game you want to play. All three games suck, not even worth
mentioning."
Captain Commando
The Captain whacks his Wooky.
BENT'S COMMENTS:
"This is one of the most unique side-scrolling brawlers
around. I love Mack the Knife (may have a different name in
this version) - a homicidal mummy. You can also use a baby in
a giant mechanical war-machine. Sweet.."
Carrier Air
Wing
That background is an artist's
worst nightmare. Kudos to the guy who did it.
SCTW'S COMMENTS:
"This is a pretty good fast action 2d side scrolling
airplane shoot-em-up (WOW!). It has good graphics (for it's
time), a decent variety of weapones, a multitude of bosses &
enemies and good backgrounds."
Cadillacs
& Dinosaurs
Hi Blade...meet Shotgun.
Muahaha. Is it me or do those
fat guys look horny?
SCTW'S COMMENTS:
"Although the story for this game is pretty lame, the
actual game is pretty awesome. It's a 2D side scrolling beat'em
- up. It has some cool weaponslike a shotgun, hand-gun, barrels,
knives etc. The shotgun and hand-gun provide some good for some
good animated violence with blood (as shown in pic)."
Final Fight
Beat that 80s rocker reject!
Does Hagar realize that's
illegal in some states?
That guy looks like he'd
rather be at home smoking his bong.
BENT'S COMMENTS:
"This game was a true inspiration to the early days
of Bloodlust. You could pick from 2 generic fighters and of
course the legendary Hagar, and proceed to beat the hell out
of people, doors, and cars (Oh, my car! *cry*). Picking someone
up and slamming them into the ground with Hagar's spinning
pile driver is one of the most satisfying things ever put
into a game. The cracks and pashes of the game are perfect,
the connection of the hits is perfect, the cheesy acting is
perfect. Without Final Fight, there probably never would have
been an Executioners."
Knights
of the Round
The evil Capcom barrels
strike again!
Big guys carrying bigger
weapons in one hand. Testosterone hooooo!
BENT'S COMMENTS:
"Knights of the Round what? I'd like to buy a table,
Alex. This game is a pretty solid side-scroller. It gets
a little repetitive, but you keep playing to see the huge
bosses and to watch each step as your knight gets more armor/better
weapons. "
Magic Sword
Sit. Good boy.
BENT'S COMMENTS:
"A well drawn and huge game with a lot of different
"helpers" and swords. Sounds like fun? Somehow
it isn't. After a few floors you realize how much of the
tower is left to do and how much time you're going to
spend doing the same thing over and over again."
Mega
Twins
No, no...no no no
no! Turn it off!
SCTW'S COMMENTS:
"You control this midget like kid (MIDGETS!),
and kill these furry looking creatures with a cheap-ass
sword. This is a kiddy game and not very fun. "
Mercs
Realistic War-Gaming
Action!
BENT'S COMMENTS:
"Good graphics. Solid gameplay. Guys with big
guns. "
Muscle
Bomber Duo (Saturday Night Slam Masters)
Yep, it's big sweaty
men in skimpy undies.
Smegma and Hellbent
won a local Slam Masters tournament by beating the crud
out of all comers with Grater and Jumbo. We won free tshirts
(which we gave away) and copies of SF2 for the SNES. Booya!
Oh, the beauty of 4-player
wrestling carnage.
BENT'S COMMENTS:
"I don't care how many panty-wearing celebrity
wrestlers you throw into a game, or how many polygons
they flex with...nothing touches the gameplay of this
one. I spent so many hours at the arcade dominating this
machine, it quickly became one of my all-time favorites.
Plus, Grater's the man. I'm waiting to see these guys
in future Capcom fighting games."
Nemo
The wonders of LSD.
Oh yeah.
SCTW'S COMMENTS:
"This is more of a kiddie game. You are Nemo,
the dream master, a kid in pajamas, fighting weird enemies
like mini blimps (toys) etc. You are armed with some sort
magical wand I believe.."
The Punisher
I remember seeing a
Punisher cover where he was beating up a crack ho. I like
this guy.
The Punisher demonstrates
how to take out a whole mob with one kick.
SCTW'S COMMENTS:
"This game is similiar to C&D and Final Fight,
except that the main character is Punisher. This game
has some cool enemies & bosses and provides some good
animated violence with the right weapons."
Quiz and
Dragons
Answer the Brady Bunch
trivia or my minions of the 7th legion of Hell will flay
you alive, wench!
SCTW'S COMMENTS:
"Damn! What was CAPCOM thinking? Not quite a video
game but more of a learning game I suppose. You have to
answer a series of queestions, and you pick your answer
from the 4 that are available. It's good if you likre
trivia or Jeopardy I guess. I mean to be quite honest,
I would much rather sit on my couch and watch 'Who Wants
To Be A Millionaire?'"
Street
Fighter 2
Pretty plain selection
screen compared to the new SF games huh? 8 characters!
Woo!
Back when the dragon
punch meant something.
SCTW'S COMMENTS:
"The grand-daddy of all 2D fighting fighting games.
This is the one that started it all. I still remember
being a kid and walking into a jam packed convenience
store, waiting hours just to play this game. You selected
one of 8 fighters, fight your way through each one, then
fight 3 bosses to get to the final boss(M. Bison). Ken
& Ryu were the most popular characters in this game, and
were known for their fireballs and dragon punches."
Street
Fighter 2 Turbo
Wooo...a total of 12 now and hideous
colors! Take a good long look at that Sagat picture and
then think about where Stumpy came from.
I think Chun Li
was the biggest victim of the pause button in all
of video game history.
SCTW'S COMMENTS:
"Same as SF2, but features re-designed boards,
new colours, the ability to play as the bosses and some
new moves."
Strider
One of the strangest and innovative
games we've seen.
BENT'S COMMENTS:
"A guy with a big sword plows through a futuristic
Russia. This game features some beautiful graphics,
huge bosses, and the neatest sword-swiping noise around.
"
UN Squadron
Ah, the gold old A-10. They say that ugly
sucker can fly with one wing missing.
BENT'S COMMENTS:
"Sidescrolling plane shooter game. Capcom art. Not
much to say."
Willow
Yeah, I thought so. RUN MIDGET, RUN!
Shrimp on the Bar-b-Q
SCTW'S COMMENTS:
"MIDGETS!! MWAHhahaha!!! Yes you are a little midget
in this game, and kill a variety of enemies and bosses to
collect coins. Throughout the game you met up with other
midgets and old geezers (Elves or wizards are what they
are called i think LOL!)."
Warriors of Fate
Big guy on little horse! Hahaha!
SCTW'S COMMENTS:
"This game is quite different. It's a side scroller
where you are a warrior on a horse equipped with a sword.
You can get off the horse to fight on foot if you wish.
Not one of the best CAPCOM games out there for sure."
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